I emerge from our tent in Peterborough’s
Nene Park
at not long past 5am to go register for
today’s ECF Monster Mojito Triathlon and collect my shocking pink t-shirt. Not
sure that’ll get worn much.
At 7am the serious
guys doing the Mojo, the half iron middle distance race, start. This is over the
distance I will race in three weeks time at the Half Outlaw. Today I am doing
the Olympic distance Mojito instead. Just a 1500m swim, 23 mile cycle and
a 10k mile run then.
Half an hour later we start. In theory I shouldn’t be able
to drown because the water is only four feet deep. The safety briefing says if
we get in trouble, stand up. Good advice. That is if it wasn’t for the weeds,
which as I stand awaiting the start come up beyond my knees.
Once we’re off, the weeds are constantly trying to disrupt my
doggie paddle, grabbing at my arms and legs, trying to suck me down into the four
foot depths of the lake.
Doggie paddle and breast stroke is about as good as it gets
for the first 750m as I struggle to catch my breath in the cold water and get
anything approaching a recognisable stroke going. Once around the half way buoy
and turned for home, I finally sort myself out and discover a stroke called
front crawl.
I emerge from the water in just under 35 minutes. A slightly
tardy three minute transition then follows as I put on extra kit for the bike
leg. The bike is good fun and I even put my new aerobars to decent use. The
only problem is my feet, which emerged from the lake resembling blocks of ice
and they do not thaw out one jot whilst cycling.
This means that 83 minutes later I am trying to force these
frozen stumps into my running shoes before attempting to hobble around two laps of Nene
Park on them. The feeling does come back to them at some point and I really
find the run quite easy, which is encouraging for the Half Outlaw, where I have
to run twice as far, although after more than double the bike distance.
My final time of 2:52:21 sees me 50th of 78
starters. I cross the line to the acclaim of my backup team, L, Doggo and MD.
Both dogs cheering loudly.
After a bit of refuelling, a hot dog and coffee, we’re heading
home with L driving. We are home in good time to chill out a bit before the
second stress of the day. The second leg of the Play Off Semi Final. No
need to worry though, Derby coast
home beating Brighton 4-1 on the night (6-2 on
aggregate). Wembley here we come. ah, it’s never dull being a Derby
County fan, well apart from the last
five years.
So there's no need for extra time or penalties and I’m back in Nottingham
in plenty of time to meet L in the pub. We pub crawl Canning Circus visiting
the Borlase, the Falcon, the Hand & Heart and the Ropewalk. Those nice Pink
Monster people even email me the results to digest over a pint.
(Sunday 11th May)
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