I look very dapper this morning in my new Stella McCartney outfit.
Yes, all that hard work has finally paid off and I’ve been given my Olympic colours. Unfortunately not by the Team GB selection panel but by L, for my birthday. She’s a star.
It’s a pleasant ride in as well. For once, it’s not raining.
Talking of kits. PE kits weren't like this in my day.
Sadly. It’s not hard to see why according to the BBC, more boys than girls are taking part in PE if they dress the girls like that. I can imagine the lads are queuing round the block.
L's in charge of tonight's menu. Apparently it’ll be wine, trickled over a huge slab of cake, which will have chunks of Dairy Milk stuffed into it. Cool. I wonder if that’s with or without ice cream.
It sounds like she’s had a good day.
(Wednesday 2nd May)
Please be seated if you want a drink
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